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You: hi
Stranger: im hannah
You: montana ? oh shit

Stranger: 16 y/old female looking for a horny guy
You: ASL IS BORING , YOU RE BAD
Stranger: I am not asking for ASL
You: don want to know yours
You: even if you seem to be a bitch...
Stranger: well fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pas mal non ?

Stranger: hey where from
You: Je te parle en français alors TU ME REPONDS EN FRANCAIS!!! OK?!
Stranger: ok comment sa va

Un ami québecois

You: Barrack
Stranger: Barrack Osama?
You: Barrack Osama Ben Laden ?

Voilà c'etait le dernier, je vous quitte, bye.

Dernière version

You: Michaël Jackson is dead, it's truth!
Stranger: No way.
You: regrettably
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Are you serious right now?
You: Yes!!!
Stranger: D:
Stranger: D:
Stranger: D:
You: Three?
Stranger: How/when did he die?
You: I don't know!
Stranger: Three.That's how sad I am.
Stranger: Hmm...what a shame.
You: I cry
Stranger: Me too my friend, me too
You: What are we doing, now?
You: Michaël Jackson is dead, forever...
Stranger: His burning passion will forever be branded to your heart
You: Thanks
Stranger: It must be difficult, but you're really doing the world a service by being the
Stranger: messenger of such ill news.
Stranger: The people need to know.
Stranger: Continue to spread your message; don't be stifled by the ponderous burden of grief.
You: Yes...
You: Thank you
You: Peace!
You: Good Bye, my friend!
Stranger: Peace to you as well.
Stranger: Goodbye!

Mission accomplie j'ai trouvé un francais tout a l'heure.

Stranger: where are you from ?
You: france, and U ?
Stranger: france too
Stranger: ^^
You: kidding me
You: enfin, sans blague ?
Stranger: beh ouais jte jure !

Bonne journée a tous.

Un peu fatigué mais ca va ichigow

Sinon je plussoie manu, t'es vraiment une enflure d'avoir crée le Manulingus