Topic de Deconfinement :

A termite walks into a bar

"Is the bar tender here ?"
Over 100 years ago, two brothers said they could fly.
Turns out they were wright.
A fish hits a wall.
"Dam !"
I stepped on a cornflake.
Now I'm a cereal killer.
What did the ocean say to the beach ?
Nothing, it just waved.

Le 01 mars 2026 à 14:33:05 :
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Why don't scientists trust atoms ?
Because they make up everything.
Why don't skeletons like skydiving ?
They don't have the guts.

Ma préférée mais à l'écrit bof :

My girlfriend didn't believe I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You shoulda seen her face when I drove past her.

Le 01 mars 2026 à 14:58:49 :
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