AC SHADOWS : World Premier

For our new assassins creed game, we have the great pleasure to announce you that we added a possibility for Yasuke, the main character, to fuck any Japanese girl he meet in the street

Black babies only will born from these relations, this is an entirely new grand remplacing feature that allow you to completely erase the genetics japanese peoples

This is a complete revolution, we hope Japan love our game

- We will now answer questions from the public and the press

- Excuseux mi… euh enfin excusez moi, voilà vous êtes français on peut… ouai… est-ce que vous avez corrigé les multiples bugs que le moteur traîne depuis origins ou c’est toujours bugger de partout ?

- Excuse me, but we answer the questions only in English because…

- Oh don’t worry it’s very simple I will translate he said …

- Next question